Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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