absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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