the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler