Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.