I must be too annoying 4 u.
i permit you to call me
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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