I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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