Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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