Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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