epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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