Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seem to have left my pride at pride
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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