Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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