would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He passed out mid-signature
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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