Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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