Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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