found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
