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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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