Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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