Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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