Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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