Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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