she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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