To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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