OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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