2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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