Yo dont text me then not text me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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