I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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