I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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