i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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