Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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