The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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