Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Be still, my beating vagina.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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