so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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