I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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