hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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