About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
