If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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