return my video game
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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