What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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