I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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