Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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