Small penises have feelings too.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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