she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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