Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm experimenting with sincerity
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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