I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just google imaged poop.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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