It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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