so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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