Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
