You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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