He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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