He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
