Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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