gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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