We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm like, not good at living.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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