I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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