I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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