sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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