I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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