Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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