I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She swung at the pinata with crutches
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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