entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
